The Chatlog Topic!

Alright, although I could not particularly find the original post, the gist is still here. Post what you find funny from the chat, and share it here for all to see! (I also avoided grabbing the original cause then I'd feel obliged to grab the other like 11 pages :<)

[18:55] Rokaru sipped some black tea, allowing some to spill onto his leather black pants. He cried black tears.
[19:00] He got up, clenching his black gloves, and sighed, as he got a black tattoo from some black guy and didn't even cry, only angst some more as he stared at the black ceiling.
[19:00] Which was black.
[19:00] Okay, Black a great color and all, but that's way over the top.
[19:00] rofl
[19:01] As he walked outside in the middle of the black night, he looked towards the moon, but there was none, because he made it black from being so damn emo
[19:01] Okay I'm done :'D
[19:01] See this guy
[19:02] Would be the best RP character ever
[19:02] amirite
[19:02] xD
[19:02] no no carry on
[19:02] this is amazing
[19:02] * Rain dances.
[19:02] Heh heh.
[19:03] =o
[19:03] He never said a word through his lips he lipsticked black, for he had sworn to the demons in the black hell that he would only fight for angst, and endeavored to make everything black. As he stepped, darkness spread from his shoes, as dark as his cold black heart
[19:04] and his dried up black lungs as he smoked black cigarettes
[19:04] Yes
[19:04] He should have Leprosy.
[19:04] >>
[19:04] does he have dyed black hair?
[19:04] in a dyed black side fringe?
[19:04] He was amazingly thin, from taking all those black pills he got from some dark guy in a black alley
[19:04] Why yes, he did
[19:04] and dyed black eyes?
[19:04] No, it's naturally dark because his dark mother had black hair like it :V
[19:05] I've seen people with such dark eyes that they look black..like Keanu Reeves.
[19:05] >>
[19:06] He took out his sword, black as the sky above, and rampaged through the city, spreading black death as his amazing hair spread through the wind. All he touched turned to black, as he sucked the souls from the corpses he had turned black.
[19:06] ...All of a sudden, he was confronted by a white guy and a gray guy named Mike and Phil o3o
[19:06] And then he died, because he saw something that was full of joy, and angsted about it so much that his poor black heart couldn't take it. And he evaporated into the darkness
[19:07] But don't worry, he annoys the hell out of the devil with his dark poetry nowadays
[19:07] XD
[19:07] Tan, that was priceless XD
[19:07] That's the story of Angsty McEmoface.
[19:07] That was a beautiful story XD
[19:07] ROFL
[19:07] * Tangrow thinks he'll chatlog this
[19:07] Beautiful name.
[19:07] No, Rain.
[19:07] It will be the first chatlog post
[19:07] It's a dark name :|
[19:07] Till the rest is recovered.
[19:07] XD
[19:07] Who says dark isn't beautiful?
[19:08] Angsty McEmoface does.

        Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Sesame Street and They Might Be Giants. The story should use creepy interent fetishes as a plot device!
and then the Powerpuff Girls save them from the Nazis
And then they have t-
WANNA RIDE MY BIG BIRD
-o legalize gay marriage so they can live in harmony.

Dear gawds, Tan, you are my saviour. xD I've been waiting to put some stuff in OOC/Chat Log Topic. :>

21:05 * LoN 's friend just totally raped him on SSBB too
21:05 I meant, like, the people who live in your house

21:06 when I logged on to chat, the first word I read was "rape" o.o
21:06 T'is a near universal thing.

21:09 i like boobs

21:13 Poo.
21:13 that's the one supervised by CLAMP. XD
21:13 Poo I say >=O

21:39 I just had a rickroll image of a Drifloon never giving it up :>

18:20 is not shaped like a giant winged penis
18:20 Like its toe nails
18:20 oh yes.

18:50 Maria Justina is attending to your mother's sexual needs while your father is out.
18:50 Meanwhile Gamefreak just FACEPALM.

20:41 Peteeyyyy D:
20:41 stop scaring the children DL
20:41 *D|
20:41 * Database glomps Tun.
20:41 but it's so much fun!
20:41 * Database is gonig to make a great teacher.

21:02 Tunununn
21:02 Hey Tan :3
21:02 Callin like a collector
21:02 Sorry I cannot answer
21:02 Not that I don't like you
21:03 I'm just at a par-tae :O
21:03 <3

14:53 ...
14:54 Just got an item in FFXIII called Seaking's Beard
14:54 ... xD
14:54 * Shocari wants to see a sprite of a bearded seaking XD
14:54 * Tun runs off to sprite a bearded Seaking o.o

15:19 * Tun just imagined a Shakira-fish singing "my hips don't lie"

15:19 * LoN frequently gets mistaken for Shakira at nightclubs
15:19 I do too
15:19 but I go to weird clubs
15:19 It gets a bit annoying after a while :\

17:49 Oh my god
17:49 * Tunnasaurus isn't farmiliar with that phrase

18:03 私のケーキのおばけがいるよ
18:03 ^-french

18:08 ....Is that a Hispanic version of Joe Jonas?

16:05 * Tangrelle eats Tuna
16:05 D':
16:05 Well stop being delicious D:
16:05 * Tuna was eaten by Tangrelle
16:05 can't help it :x
16:05 Yes you can D:<
16:05 * Tuna tries to stop being delicious
16:06 * Tuna fails
16:06 see?
16:06 LIES
16:06 TRUTHS
16:06 DARES
16:06 fffff

16:14 I remember when I was 4, I got my tongue stuck to a lollipop
16:14 That happens to the stupid

16:16 * Zacky exhales a giant fire jet at the throne of ice, melting it
16:16 * Tangrelle self-frees and hops on Tun's elbow
16:17 Oh geez
16:17 my elbow isn't good at holding people D:
16:17 I am a master elbow balancer, I have a degree in one
16:17 pfft
16:17 Oh okay, that's fine then

16:34 hey hey :>
16:34 Why are you a fish?
16:35 She decided to add a vowel to keep warm
16:35 'cuz I'm tasty

20:30   but my final form would have fuck off water cannons
20:30 kapow
20:30 and it would be all like...
20:30 "Fuck off, i have water cannons,"
20:31 And charizard would be like "But I can breath fire!"
20:31 So it would go all like, "Water cannons man, water cannons!"
20:31 and Bulbasaur would be at the side going "b-but ... i can make pretty flowers D:"
20:32 And Charizard would totally be all like "Oh yeah, fuck."
20:35 * Carmen wishes she had some lemmon pepper hot wings right now

15:54 * LickiTun has never touched Shoddy before
15:55 eh
15:55 "touched" as in "went on" o.o;
15:55 wait
15:55 that doesn't sound much better >.>
15:55 Its pretty good, you should try it

Been waiting to post this for a while now XD

[01:23] don't even get in this argument with me, I will win

You don't need to know the context of this statement whatsoever, because the point is that Pheo said it and it's hilarious. And we all thought Pheo couldn't get this stubborn and adamant XD

[Teapot]

This thread deserves stickying again. Consider it done.

[18:15:32] NOTHING IS MORE FLAMING THEN I AM
[18:15:34] ITS THE LAW
[18:15:37] OF
[18:15:37] THE
[18:15:38] UNIVERSE

El might have you there, Zacky.

:x

[Yoshimitsu]

[18:15:32] NOTHING IS MORE FLAMING THEN I AM
[18:15:34] ITS THE LAW
[18:15:37] OF
[18:15:37] THE
[18:15:38] UNIVERSE

El might have you there, Zacky.

:x

CAMP BATTLE TIME

[18:34:59] yes well... japan has a silly obsession with big boobs and big guns :3
[18:34:59] * Shiny shoots it

[18:38:52] Lettuce
[18:38:54] BUST AND HIPS
[18:38:54] Dressing
[18:38:56] Toppings
[18:39:11] These were the ingredients made to create the perfect little salads
[18:39:20] but Professor Tangrow added a dangerous element
[18:39:23] CHEMICAL <3
[18:39:23] <%Yoshimitsu> RAINBOW FUCK YOU
[18:39:37] THE SALADPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN
[18:39:42] <%Yoshimitsu> Pokemon ALSO RAINBOW FUCK YOU

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[21:18] ....
[21:18] WHEEEEEE
[21:18] POWERTHRUST
[21:18] * Kalseng powerthrusts for a while

I love this topic, such good times in it, well here is something i found funny.

<@Sem> I shall be Miles
<@Sem> makes me sound posh and rich
lol
or a sonic side kick
Or like a furry thing that flies wi--
Yep
beat you to it
<@Sem> Ohgods
<@Sem> now to name the rival
Jimbob
<@DysTuvai> PRAIIIIIIIISETO HIM JIM-BOB!
lol
<@Sem> Bubba
Bubba?
why?
<@Sem> Because it makes him sound like a silly hick
<@Sem> Fining me 1 million pokedollars
<@Sem> I'll fine you your life, you redneck skank
XD

[20:50] * Cody sings the "Cody Killed the Chat" song
[20:50] * Shimama (pastyourbe@SystemNet-17881682.maine.res.rr.com) Quit (Quit: For your pleasure, at your leisure.)
[20:50] Cody killed Virgil
[20:51] * Cody should never sing again.
[20:51] * Cody sings again
[20:51] * The_White_Rabbit (Reon.balis@SystemNet-3CF9D38C.dsl.chic01.pacbell.net) Quit (Quit: Down The Rabbit Hole We Go!!!)
[20:51] ...........

Just more proof that I should never sing, really.

[Linkachu]

Sem> I would look into it
[22:03] HAVE NO FEAR
[22:03] but I'm tired
[22:03] * Lunchbox_Hero is HERE!
[22:03] bug Katie
[22:03] KATIE
[22:03] when she's alive
[22:03] LINKYACHOO
[22:03] Aw
[22:03] D:<
[22:03] SHE's DEAD though
[22:03] and not dead
[22:03] NO
[22:04] I pinged her and she hasn't pinged back
[22:04] WE WILL MAKE HER LIVE
[22:04] Munna and Spheal would get along I think :>
[22:04] IF WE JUST BELIEVE IN PIZZA
[22:04] D:<
[22:04] * Cody stops making Katie dead
[22:04] * Cody offers Pizza at the shrine of Katietude
[22:04] Come on, Virgil, you believe, right?
[22:04] And Cody beliueves!
[22:04] That would work if Katie and I weren't locked in an eternal struggle to see who is master of the pizza
[22:04] * Virgil belieeeeeves
[22:04] SEM BELIEVE WITH US
[22:04] I will not
[22:04] AND CARMEN TOO
[22:04] * Odette MAKES Sem belieeeeeve D:
[22:04] You can't make me do anything D:
[22:04] YES I CAN
[22:05] I'M YOUR FATHER
[22:05] D:<
[22:05] |<-- Linkachu has left irc.systemnet.info (Operation timed out)
[22:05] O:
[22:05] THAT'S NOT TRUE
[22:05] * Cody makes Sem continue breathing
[22:05] DAMMIT
[22:05] I guess we didn't believe hard enough
[22:05] WHAT THE FRACK TANGROW
[22:05] YOU KILLED
[22:05] ...
[22:05] HER.
[22:05] * Sem cackles
[22:05] YOU KILLED.
[22:05] NO ID DIDN'T D:
[22:05] Your plan has backfired
[22:05] YOU JUST DIDN'T BELIEVE HARD ENOUGH
[22:05] * Odette is tempted to chatlog
[22:05] Does Sem cackle irl?
[22:05] * Sem ascends and rains doom upon your heads

BELIEVE AND KATIE WILL...die. Katieeeeee

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[Linkachu]

....

I love you guys. XD

(Apologizes for the craptastic connection yesterday night.)

[14:35] .......i just tried using an escape rope to get out of the Dept store x.x
[14:35] not like she isn't getting HUGE $$$ for the movies at all
[14:35] if she did-
[14:35] xdd
[14:35] XDD
[14:35] ... SMART ZACKY
[14:35] shut up D:
[14:35] i got my shit and i need to get out D:

Zacky's a Pokemall burglar xD Although I suppose one can really just walk out the door since none of the cashier people can escape from their counter prisons.

edit: oop, new page. Gonna add something here then:

Kal... I <3 your commentary XD
OH MY GOD THE GLEE CLUB
IT'S SO EVIL
BURN THE GLEE CLUB AT THE STAKE
IT'S A WITCH
THEIR COMBINED WEIGHT IS THAT OF A DUCK
No shit!
You're BRAIN is still like you're 15, you stupid bitch!
YOU'RE RIGHT
She IS insane!
....  Oh and now he knows her plan
MORE DRAMA MANG
NOW QUINN'S IN DEEP SHIT
SO IS FINN
...
OH GODS
FINN HAS A REASON TO CRY AND BE DRAMATIC
LEAVE WILL
LEAVE
GOOD
* Jeydis (mina_san11@SystemNet-6D8AB528.mc.videotron.ca) has joined #pokecharms
NOW STAB HER
STAB HER REPEATEDLY
KILL THE PSYCHO BITCH
Greetings charmsians
>_>
Hi Jeydis
I come in at  a wrong time?
Jeydis <33
No
I'm just watching Glee
No, Kal is just being weird

So a few days ago, Kal discovered the awesomeness that is Glee...and also what happens when you lack sleep xD The bit where Jey pops in must've been really awkward.

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15:54 Imagine El singing deep country music
15:54 That's kinda what I'm listening to right now
15:54 Minus the accent

I don't know, it just made me giggle >>

EDIT:: Happened yesterday:
22:31 *** Tangrelle quit (Quit: Tun also lives in a box of pastries)
22:32 ...
22:32 wait what
22:32 how did he know? D:

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This new chat log needs a clip of the Kal and Stel pun wars!

[11:37] And Dyna Blade <3
[11:38] <@DysTuvai> THis game is certainly a lot of... yar
[11:38] <@DysTuvai> n
[11:38] They've sewn it together and now it's wonderful <3
[11:38] <@DysTuvai> I think they should thread lightly with the marketing >>
[11:39] <@DysTuvai> or things might not go over wool
[11:39] ...I'd love to keep up the puns but
[11:39] lol
[11:39] That's Kal's thing
[11:39] :>
[11:39] I'm hoping it only costs buttons
[11:39] ...
[11:39] Hoosnaps
[11:39] * Tun isn't good with the whole pun thing
[11:39] Oh
[11:39] Is it time for puns?
[11:39] <@DysTuvai> I wonder if they're going to play with the fabric of space time
[11:40] Y'know, if they put that thing on the DS, it'd be a more tactile gaming experience.
[11:40] Ahahaha
[11:40] that's punny
[11:40] Besides, the entire thing SEAMS pretty poorly put together.
[11:40] It's coming apart at the stitches.
[11:40] <@DysTuvai> needles a little work >>
[11:41] You'd be a real spool to like that game
[11:41] Wow Kal, just wow XD
[11:41] <@DysTuvai> i'd say the developpers were a bit crochetty.
[11:41] Oh gods that one was weak
[11:41] Well I hate to be knitpicky
[11:41] XDD
[11:41] * Tangrelle (Rainbows@SystemNet-FF56448C.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #pokecharms
[11:41] :c
[11:41] But it looks really kinda hodge-podge.  Y'know, patched together.
[11:41] * Tytannial (Rainbows@SystemNet-FF56448C.dyn.optonline.net) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Tangrelle))
[11:41] * Tangrelle is now known as Tytannial
[11:42] <@DysTuvai> Seems to be Sew, yes.

That was just a taste XD

20:51 throws a pastry at chat in an attempt to revive D':
20:55 *** Zachary quit (Ping timeout)
20:55 ...
20:55 my pastries killed Zac :'<
20:55 *** Rex joined #pokecharms
20:55 Tun I think you missed :C
20:56 D:
20:56 * Tun has rubbish aim ;^;

[21:06:22] lol, usual drill LoN?
[21:06:30] Yep ^^
[21:06:39] /iwish
[21:06:47] Picking up the Slime Slugma, yeah
[21:06:54] But the Rayquaza egg? XD
[21:07:04] Oh, you know
[21:07:07] Skills and all that
[21:07:10] xP
[21:07:13] I had a green orb thing
[21:07:17] Slime Slugma are really common XD
[21:07:21] Are they? D:
[21:07:23] Yeah
[21:07:29] I remember when they were like as rare as cucumber ice cream
[21:07:37] Thanks to the achievment
[21:07:43] *achievement
[21:09:24] Cucumber..ice.cream?
[21:09:27] * Rain tilts head.
[21:09:33] Yes
[21:09:42] It's my favorite flavor
[21:09:52] o.o
[21:09:55] I wanna try
[21:09:58] Unfortunately you have to get the Hylian Cucumber from the Ice Mountain
[21:10:08] It's the only cucumber that can withstand the ice cream process.
[21:10:13] aklrtuskfja =D
[21:10:22] I can do that, I am a Hylian Hero! <3
[21:10:35] Moreover, the only cream that will make the proper flavor of ice cream comes from the Cows in the Gerudo Desert.
[21:10:59] And then after you've done that, we'll tell you to go to a cave in the Ice Mountain again and get the Perma Ice
[21:11:30] AND THEN WE WILL HAVE BIG CUCUMBER ICE CREAM SUNDAE TO CELEBRATE BIG HYLIAN HERO! 8D
[21:11:34] PATAPON
[21:11:47] O_O
[21:11:50] Nu.
[21:12:22] Nu? D:
[21:12:30] Nunu.
[21:12:33] But this quest makes the Hylian Cucumber Ice Cream Delight item!
[21:12:48] It summons the Master Dairy Sword!
[21:12:49] * Rain shoots Kal with a Light Arrow. =(
[21:12:59] * Kalseng deflects it with his shield by holding Z
[21:13:10] * LoN can't believe he started a whole new conversation about what he just said ._.
[21:13:15] * Rain explodes.
[21:13:21] :o
[21:13:28] * Kalseng uses Magnega where Rain was
[21:13:29] LoN's powers are mighty~
[21:13:36] * Kalseng Magnet's Rain into herself again
[21:13:40] * Kalseng clings to Magpie
[21:13:44] Mewp.
[21:13:48] Kal :'D
[21:13:49] <3
[21:13:51] Ahaha Magpie ^.^
[21:13:52] Quite
[21:13:57] <3
[21:14:01] Though I was more on about the... topic
[21:14:02] Yeah
[21:14:19] * LoN flings a cucumber at Kal before running
[21:14:28] * Rain giggles.
[21:14:37] * Kalseng catches
[21:14:43] * Kalseng assembles Plain Cucumber Ice Cream
[21:14:46] * Kalseng gives it to Rain
[21:14:52] * Rain licks at it. >>
[21:15:16] * Rain mewls.
[21:22:58] * Rain squeaks and flees
[21:22:59] |<-- Rain has left dra.systemnet.info (Quit: No matter when it came, the wind carried the same thing... Death.)
[21:27:13] * Tangrow steals Plain Cucumber Ice Cream
[21:27:25] * Tangrow wears it as a hat

...yeah.