palkia's want list

I am looking for:
deoxys
darkrai
uxie
mespirit
azelf
celebi
mew
jirachi
manaphy
regirock
regiice
registeel
regigigigas
suicune
entei
articuno
zapdos
moltres
ho-oh
lugia
kyogre
groudon
latias
latios
heatran
crecellia
giratina
mewtwo
raquaza
palkia
dialga

[Teapot]

Well, that's a very long list. But the inevitable question is: what would you be able to offer in return? We'll need a bit more information before anyone will trade with you