The Chatlog Topic!

<baratron>: 250G?
<baratron>: gamerpoints?
<baratron>: gold coins?
<StellarWind>: G-Stones.
<Tailon>: grand
<Tailon>: as in thousand v:
<Blazi>: G-Stri-
<Blazi>: wait
<Blazi>: no
<StellarWind>: ...
<StellarWind>: FUCK
<StellarWind>: NOW I HAVE THE -ENTIRE ROBOT CAST OF GAOGAIGAR
<StellarWind>: IN G STRINGS
<StellarWind>: IN MY HEAD.
<StellarWind>: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT.
<StellarWind>: YOU WERE TOLD TO.
<StellarWind>: YOU WERE TOLD TOOOOOOOO
StellarWind explodes
<StellarWind>: Please pay no attention to the moose transmuting into an alpaca
<baratron>: uh-oh
baratron hides behind Teapot
<StellarWind>: Globe holders containing machine guns will not be exploited greenly
StellarWind flails blade appendages
<StellarWind>: This episode is brought to you by SPLEENS
<StellarWind>: And back to you at the shoe closet!
StellarWind changes neural channels
<StellarWind>: AHEM
<StellarWind>: Sorry about that. I think I dropped a few IQ points
<StellarWind>: FIVE SECOND RULE! ^^
<Blazi>: I'm logging this
<StellarWind>: Try not to get squashed by the falling trees.
<StellarWind>: D
<StellarWind>: xD*
<Blazi>: xD

This is what I walked into.

[Teapot]

In which Linkachu enters and sees the topic: GayCharms.com - Wii're faaaaabulous and proud~

Linkachu joined the channel.
Linkachu: I have, like, 20 minutes, BUT HI
@baratron: HI KATIE
@baratron: YOU EXIST
@Teapot: KATIEFACE
@baratron: THIS IS GOOD
@Teapot: HI
@baratron:
Linkachu: y r we gay. Again? Am I gay?
@baratron: we missed you
* Linkachu ponders this
Linkachu: I DO EXIST! ;_;
Linkachu is now known as Guest46212
@baratron: we turned gay because you weren't here to stop us
Guest46212: ...
Guest46212: oh
Guest46212: apparently I don't
Guest46212: I was just a figment of your imagination
* Guest46212 sobs

[Linkachu]

"People always tell me that I smell good, so that just makes me shower more." - Sem

Just some interesting discussion we had about accuracy in films/TV.

[19:18] <DatSoul> One of the downsides of seeing all these Avengers GIFsets on Tumblr
[19:19] <DatSoul> Is that I can´t help but notice just how SHITE Jeremy Renner´s archery was in that movie.
[19:19] <@StellarWind> ... who the christ is Jeremy Renner?
[19:19] <DatSoul> Hawkeye.
[19:19] <@StellarWind> ... Who the christ is Hawkeye?
[19:19] <DatSoul> ... Have you not seen the Avengers?
[19:19] <@StellarWind> No
[19:19] <@StellarWind> i've seen the Avengers
[19:20] <@StellarWind> but i have no idea who the fuck Hawkeye and Black Widow are
[19:20] <@StellarWind> XP
[19:20] <@StellarWind> the others I actually heard of before
[19:21] <DatSoul> Point in case is that everything about his stance and posture is just so... Wrong.
[19:21] <@StellarWind> ...
[19:21] <@StellarWind> It's a marvel superhero movie
[19:21] <DatSoul> Like he´s had two, maybe three days of archery training in TOTAL before the shooting.
[19:21] <@StellarWind> there's nothing about it that's /RIGHT/ if you think about it too much.
[19:21] <Adam> DS
[19:21] <Adam> sorry
[19:21] <Adam> let me just shatter your point
[19:21] <Adam> right now
[19:21] <Adam> back up to the start
[19:21] <Adam> "Is that I can´t help but notice just how SHITE Jeremy Renner´s archery was in that movie."
[19:22] <Adam> what is wrong with this sentence
[19:22] <Adam> "just how SHITE Jeremy Renner´s archery was in that movie"
[19:22] <Adam> "Jeremy Renner´s archery was in that movie"
[19:22] <Adam> "in that movie"
[19:22] <Adam> "movie"
[19:22] * @StellarWind THUDS XD
[19:22] <@Teapot> ...
[19:22] <@Teapot> yeah, pretty much that.
[19:23] <@Teapot> The guy did have quite a bit of archery training, but this is the AVENGERS
[19:23] <@Teapot> no-one really cares how he's standing, as long as he's shooting arrows at bitches and hitting them.
[19:23] <@StellarWind> Exactly! XD
[19:23] <@StellarWind> Like I said
[19:23] <DatSoul> Oh, I´m fully aware of that!
[19:23] <@StellarWind> Marvel Superhero Movie
[19:23] <@StellarWind> you have to kind of
[19:23] <@StellarWind> put your brain on the back burner
[19:23] <DatSoul> It´s merely frustrating to me on a personal level, that´s all!
[19:23] <@StellarWind> to really enjoy that.
[19:23] <@Teapot> Trust me, being vaguely competent at computers is easily just as painful.
[19:24] <@StellarWind> XDDDD yes.
[19:24] <@StellarWind> hollywood hacking
[19:24] <@Teapot> Oh gods
[19:24] <@Teapot> Yeah
[19:24] <@Teapot> It's like
[19:24] <@StellarWind> "I learned how to hack by watching old episodes of star trek."
[19:24] <@StellarWind> (taps keys at random.)
[19:24] <@Teapot> "well, that -sort of- works, but..."
[19:24] <@Teapot> "I mean, the theory might be there if you tilt your head and squint."
[19:24] <@StellarWind> "Misused Jargon that shows i know fuck all baout computers but the idiots that don't know anything about computers think i'm an UBER GENIUS."
[19:25] <@StellarWind> I have the SAME THING every time biology related ANYTHING happens in movies
[19:25] <@Teapot> oh gods I bet
[19:25] <@StellarWind> THIS. IS NOT. HOW. BIOLOGY. WORKS. FUCK. DAMNIT. happened to me SO much XD
[19:25] <Adam> I have it whenever CSI and computers happen
[19:25] <@Teapot> Yeah
[19:25] <@Teapot> Just
[19:25] <@StellarWind> XDDD
[19:25] <@Teapot> Switch your brain off
[19:25] <@StellarWind> Adam
[19:25] <@Teapot> Go with it.
[19:25] <@StellarWind> I have it when CSI and ANYTHING happens.
[19:26] <@StellarWind> CSI has about fuck all to do with actual crime lab work XD

<Blazi>: Z, Will Tailon and Dinova stop pestering me?
<Blazi>: !8ball
<Porygon-Z>: Blazi: You're kidding, right?
<Blazi>: ...
<Tailon>: HA
<Blazi>: GODDAMIT
<TrueDinova>: LOL!!

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

[100]«Shocari» oooh
[100]«Shocari» Outbreak of Hippowdon
·StellarWind· ...
·StellarWind· sounds like a zombie apocalypse
·StellarWind· except hippos
[100]«baratron» it really says something about the direction the channel's taken over the past few minutes that Sho's comment sounds like the most sensible thing anyone's said in ages
[100]«Shocari» Sandpocalypse, more like
·StellarWind· HIPPOCALYPSE
[100]«baratron» oh gods!
[100]«Shocari» XDD
[100]«baratron» why did i not see that pun coming?
·StellarWind· Sand Veil, m'dear
[100]«Shocari» XDDDD
[100]«Shocari» Sounds like you need som GoGoggles, bara
* StellarWind makes like a rainforest exploiting corporation and logs this

[2012-11-13 20:40:02] <StellarWind> there is a distinctive lack of HL on chat tonight.
[2012-11-13 20:54:30] -->| baratron (bara-phone@SystemNet-461A4626.plus.com) has joined #pokecharms
[2012-11-13 20:54:30] =-= Mode #pokecharms +o baratron by ChanServ
[2012-11-13 20:54:40] <baratron> ...
[2012-11-13 20:54:52] <baratron> I JUST woke up
[2012-11-13 20:55:28] <StellarWind> Good morning, then! xD
[2012-11-13 20:55:56] <baratron> it doesn't feel like a good morning
[2012-11-13 20:56:08] <baratron> Jesus H. Christ
[2012-11-13 20:56:19] <Rex> ...

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

The pun wars follow me wherever I go, even NOT on 'charms... Somewhere online, HL mentions that a friend of her who has a child is apparently listening to the Veggie Tales version of The Lion Sleeps Tonight... And THIS happened.

[100]«Deandra» I made sure never to inflict that on my own daughter but she managed to evade my defenses
[100]«Deandra» and knows what veggies tales is
[100]«baratron» and now they're onto "gourds... they wanna... they wanna have fun..."
* StellarWind THUDS
·StellarWind· Whoever thought that was a good idea to inflict on children ought to be...
·StellarWind· squashed.
[100]«Deandra» haha
[100]«Deandra» I prefer to listen to "thyme after thyme"
·StellarWind· sage advice all around
[100]«baratron» STOP TRYING TO KILL ME
* baratron actually goes to find an inhaler now
·StellarWind· Yes. We can't have that. We needs our bara in mint condition!
[100]«Deandra» orange you glad we're making the worst puns ever?
[100]«baratron» STOP IT!
·StellarWind· If we're trying to outpun ourselves our efforts are certainly bearing fruit...
[100]«Deandra» the puns just keep cropping up
<join> Avron (Avron@xertion-vcs155.dyn.optonline.net) has JOINED #uespforums 4:21am IST
*** DrRobotnik sets mode: +ao Avron Avron
[100]«Avron» Harro
[100]«Deandra» hi avron, the apple of my eye!
[100]«Avron» I am?
[100]«Avron» What did I do?
[100]«Avron» :P
·StellarWind· Let's just say the mood in the channel is just /peachy/. Either that or we've gone utterly bananas.
* Deandra sends avron a PM
[100]«Avron» I do like bananas but I prefer kiwis :P
[100]«Deandra» Believe usually only signs on later
[100]«Avron» This is true. He is ahead of us.
[100]«Avron» LOL
[100]«Avron» Zomigod. You guys just have lots of seeds of wisdom there.
[100]«Deandra» and grains of truth?
·StellarWind· or maybe we're just plain nuts.
·StellarWind· (ye gods, that was acorny joke)
[100]«Deandra» poor bara is all meloncholy about it though
[100]«Avron» I should squash this nonsense.
·StellarWind· the burden of pun is rather cucumbersome.
[100]«Avron» You guys are so cheesey.
[100]«Deandra» cheese is not produce!
·StellarWind· lettuce end this yarn then, shall we. XD
·StellarWind· <And thus I managed to tie it in!>
[100]«Deandra»

22:04:31 ~ <Jenova> like that one Korean fable where this man gives his son a ridiculously long name so that way he'll grow up with a long life, but it ironically is the indirect cause of his son's death.
22:08:22 ~ <Adam> meow
22:09:02 ~ <%Carmen> bark
22:09:07 ~ <Jenova> moo
22:09:20 ~ <%Carmen> Also I'm having way too much fun thinking about creating this eco group

Business as normal!

Later on...

[17:51] <Adam> meow
[17:52] <%Carmen> bark
[17:52] <Tailon> dying whale noise
[17:52] <%Carmen> xD
[17:52] * %Carmen wasn't aware that dying whales made noise
[17:52] <Adam> its like
[17:53] <Adam> MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGFHGHYKERSPDIhn urzekjthwasefj glub

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

In which grammar/spelling/keyboard fail spreads like nuclear radiation...

<join> DJrock (Mibbit@SystemNet-A348F2CA.ok.ok.cox.net) has JOINED #pokecharms 8:49pm IST
·StellarWind· Is it just me or do Blizzard seem to plan their expansion units around countering common multiplayer strategies?
[100]«Adam» in this scenario
[100]«Adam» yes
[100]«Adam»
<quit> Yoshimitsu (Yoshimitsu@SystemNet-DB178441.as13285.net) has QUIT 8:50pm IST "Ping timeout"
[100]«DJrock» ?
[100]«Adam» !
[100]«DJrock» <>
[100]«Adam» Pro-tip
[100]«Adam» talk english
[100]«Adam» it helps
·StellarWind· XD
[100]«DJrock» :l
·StellarWind· Yes, we don't really communicate in charades.
[100]«Teapot» And most of us don't speak sign language, either.
[100]«DJrock» isnt that for the blind?
·StellarWind· ...
* StellarWind THUDS
* StellarWind DUAL-THUDS.
[100]«Adam» Yep
[100]«Teapot» ...
[100]«Adam» Sign language is silent
[100]«Adam» and can only be seen
[100]«Adam» so
* Teapot falls over
[100]«Adam» its for blind people
[100]«Toru» ...
[100]«Teapot» ...
[100]«Toru» Pffffffff
[100]«Adam» Hey hey hey guys
[100]«Adam» don't be judgemental
[100]«Adam» a blind person can always learn sign if they want to!
[100]«Adam» they just will have THE WORLDS BEST NONVERSATION EVER
[100]«Adam» or they're -very- close to the person they're talking to
[100]«Adam» ...
[100]«Teapot» that would be like going to an ancient African tribe and trying to e-mail them.
[100]«Adam» okay sorry DJrock I can't help you out of this hole
[100]«Adam» you're just wrong
[100]«Adam» I tried
[100]«Teapot» Yeah
[100]«Teapot» Anyway
[100]«Teapot» DJrock: Sign language is for -deaf- people
[100]«Teapot» Blind people, believe it or not, can usually speak and hear.
[100]«Teapot» They cannot, however, read ink-based languages, so they have braille for that.
[100]«DJrock» ....and it took alot of comments to tell me I GET IT
·StellarWind· ... ALOT.
·StellarWind· MEOW.
[100]«DJrock» arf
* Teapot feeds the alot a nice grammar steak
<StellarWind> http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.co.il ... thing.html
·StellarWind· alots are adorable in a derpy sort of way. XD
[100]«DJrock» DX
[100]«Toru» o_o
[100]«Adam» Stel, I would give you a knighthood if I ran your country
[100]«DJrock»
[100]«Adam» for the things you do for us
[100]«Toru» Yes! Got myself a beta invite for Dota 2!
[100]«DJrock» who plays minecraft
[100]«DJrock» ?
[100]«Adam» oh
[100]«Adam» I could have gotten you one of those, Toby
[100]«Toru» Used to play it lots - not so much now
[100]«Teapot» I have one but I have never actually played the game
[100]«Teapot» and anyway
[100]«DJrock» i know me too adam
·StellarWind· Minecraft, as far as I'm concerned, is a block-based cancer.
[100]«Toru» Oh well xD
[100]«Teapot» I thought Dota 2 was public now?
[100]«Adam» I hope you know you, DJrock
[100]«Adam» ...
* Adam facepalms
[100]«Toru» I'm not sure actually Data
[100]«Adam» "i know me too adam"
·StellarWind· ... /me THUDS
·StellarWind· ...
·StellarWind· Well that failed. XD
[100]«Adam» its so bad Stel forgot to facedesk the enter key
[100]«Toru» Fail all around :P
·StellarWind· It's contageous!
[100]«Teapot» It#s contagious too
·StellarWind· ... yes.
[100]«Teapot» *it's
·StellarWind· ... XDDD
·StellarWind· my gods
* Teapot ducks
[100]«Adam» oh my god
·StellarWind· it's TOTALLY spreading
* Adam provides the peoples of here with a grammarbunker
[100]«Adam» HIED
·StellarWind· XDDDDDD
[100]«Toru» This seriously happens every time someone brings it up
·StellarWind· This is probably the most amazing thing that happened on chat in a good while.
[100]«Toru» I'm not too sure considering how long it's been since I've stayed on chat for a while
[100]«Toru» Nice to be back by any means :P
[100]«DJrock» is blank/DJrock
<quit> DJrock (Mibbit@SystemNet-A348F2CA.ok.ok.cox.net) has QUIT 9:06pm IST "Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client"
[100]«Toru» ...I don't even |D

<Dinova>: WHY ARE WE YELLING?
<Blazi>: NO IDEA
StellarWind extends blades
StellarWind takes a deep breath
<StellarWind>: SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<Tailon>: We should Shout instead
Tailon FUS RO DAHS Dinova
Blazi covers ears
Blazi 's defense has fallen sharply!
Dinova has Soundproof
Tailon used Zen Headbutt on Blazi
Blazi uses flee
Tailon has Shadow Tag o:
Blazi uses Fire Pledge :|
Dinova used water pledge
Tailon uses Detect
Dinova turns off the power to the game :I
<Blazi>: Well shit
<Blazi>: xD
Blazi is disconnected

[Yoshimitsu]

[21:26] <Yoshimitsu> so is this one Porygon-Z and 8ball in a sentence?
[21:26] <Porygon-Z> Yoshimitsu: No.
[21:26] <@Teapot> (yes)
[21:26] <Yoshimitsu> thanks for the suspiciously specific denial, Porygon-Z
[21:26] <@StellarWind> XDD
[21:26] <@Teapot> god damn contrary bot.
[21:27] <Yoshimitsu> nice to know i can still outsmart a computer

After a random n00b tried to advertise something in the chat...

<Tailon>: how about no
<SirRed>: ...
StellarWind extends blades
StellarWind targetlocks
*** icy was kicked by SirRed (No advertising)
<Rain>: ROFL
<cloveria>: ROFL
<dinova>: did red just kill steal Stel?
*** SirRed was kicked by StellarWind (NO ONE KILLSTEALS ME AND LIVES TO TELL THE TALE.)
+++ ChanServ has given halfop to SirRed
--- StellarWind has banned *!*@SystemNet-FA170E68.hsd1.il.comcast.net
*** SirRed was kicked by StellarWind (NO ONE.)
Rain giggles quietly
--- StellarWind has unbanned *!*@SystemNet-FA170E68.hsd1.il.comcast.net
*** SirRed was kicked by StellarWind (NO ONE.)

Guess even in a chatroom, there is no kill "Stelling"!

*shot*

[Teapot]

Upon my announcing the forum gender display:

@KoL: For the record, if I refer to you as "bitch" it means I don't know your gender
@KoL: As of now
@Teapot: KoL: Well, we have an "Unspecified" option for those who haven't chosen
@Teapot: I could always rename it to "bitch"
@KoL: They are now the forum bitches, Data
@KoL: If you do not have a gender, the forum will make you its bitch
@KoL: SUCK
@KoL: IT
@KoL: DOWN
PokeGirlPraure: ...
@Teapot: ITT: The forum is now powered by John Romero.
@KoL: That explains why the forum is bright green

---

Also, a concurrent conversation:

%SirRed: Hmm...Tailon has no gender :T
Tailon: wut
%SirRed: You have no gender on the forums
%SirRed: How will I know if you are a boy or girl!?!
%SirRed: SHINY'S A GIRL!!!?! O.O
@Teapot: simple
@Teapot: Professor Oak will ask
Teapot ponders changing the Gender question to a screenshot of him saying that.
%SirRed: I feel like you have to do it now, Petey
@Teapot: SirRed:

@Teapot: Your wish is my command.

%SirRed: SHINY'S A GIRL!!!?! O.O

SORRY THIS MADE MY DAY XD

17:23:38 ~ * SamOterogamePTD (Mibbit@2DA841F6.C1B5A784.8A435D56.IP) has joined #pokecharms
17:23:49 ~ <SamOterogamePTD> Hello
17:24:06 ~ <SamOterogamePTD> I do game created Pokémon Tower defense
17:24:22 ~ <SamOterogamePTD> You is what ?
17:24:24 ~ * SamOterogamePTD (Mibbit@2DA841F6.C1B5A784.8A435D56.IP) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

[100]«Blazi» It's the temperature equivalent of Mordor outside
[100]«Blazi» And I know I've used that analogy a lot of today
[100]«Blazi» BUT IT'S TRUE
<quit> Blazi (Mibbit@SystemNet-B3AD6B04.dyn.iinet.net.au) has QUIT 9:12am IST "Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client"
·StellarWind· ... Alas, the ringwraiths got him.
·StellarWind· It's only to be expected, though
·StellarWind· One does not simply walk into the temperature equivalent of Mordor.

Rex being awesome as usual.

00:07:28 ~ * SilverSoul (Mibbit@E51FE93B.D895BFDB.A7D0121F.IP) has joined #pokecharms
00:07:33 ~ <Corey> A never ending amount?
00:07:39 ~ <Yoshimitsu> essentially
00:07:45 ~ <SilverSoul> Hello every one
00:07:53 ~ <Virgil> hi
00:07:56 ~ <Corey> Hi
00:08:15 ~ <%Rex> Welcome back HeartGold.
00:08:20 ~ <Yoshimitsu> nice to see you again
00:08:32 ~ <SilverSoul> who is that
00:08:45 ~ <Yoshimitsu> it's you
00:08:46 ~ <%Rex> HeartGold (Mibbit@E51FE93B.D895BFDB.A7D0121F.IP)
00:08:48 ~ <%Rex> SilverSoul (Mibbit@E51FE93B.D895BFDB.A7D0121F.IP)
00:08:50 ~ <Yoshimitsu> you share an IP with yourself
00:08:55 ~ <%Rex> Child, we can see your IP address.
00:09:00 ~ <%Rex> Do not attempt to play us for fools.
00:09:07 ~ <Adam> Plus its kinda obvious
00:09:08 ~ <Adam> IPs aside
00:09:10 ~ <Yoshimitsu> lol haven't heard that phrase in a while
00:09:42 ~ <Virgil> what do you have to say for yourself
00:09:52 ~ <SilverSoul> i am using my pal pc and i saw this site i know he was cheating
00:10:03 ~ * %Rex facepalms.
00:10:17 ~ <Rain> oh lord, why do people do this?
00:10:18 ~ <Yoshimitsu> yeah and if you pull the other leg, it plays judas priest
00:10:33 ~ <%Rex> And I'm the Pope of France.
00:10:40 ~ <Adam> Can I be the vice pope?
00:10:57 ~ <%Rex> No, you're already Archdeacon of Austria.
00:11:03 ~ <Adam> Seems legit
00:11:06 ~ <Adam> Thanks popey
00:11:10 ~ <SilverSoul> he is busy playing pokemon and gussing my pokemons
00:11:10 ~ <Yoshimitsu> i'm totally willing to look the other way on this one, rex

<Riley>: D: Backspace stop sending me back to the forums
<Karu>: It doesn't love you enough D:
<Riley>: Backspace I give you all this love and you throw it back in my face D:
<Riley>: We're through </3
<Karu>: You'll always have Space Bar.
<Karu>: And backspace's older sister, Delete.

Forbidden love

EDIT:
<Teapot>: Man, WoL is still £25 on Amazon
<Teapot>: Bahamas
<Teapot>: *bahahaha