The Chatlog Topic!

I do.

And also, it's nice to see others embrace the Shininess. I just wish I'd been there, but I've been busy.

<Samisa>: Still. Something squiggly and alive did horrid things in her food hole. D:
<baratron>: Samisa: plenty of human women, and men, receive squiggly things in their food hole several times per month, entirely voluntarily.
<Blazi>: ...
<Blazi>: xD
<ShinyZekrom>: XD
StellarWind THUDS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<baratron>: is squid sperm fundamentally more revolting than human?
<baratron>: it's all protein

I got rid of all the stuff that didn't really have to do with the above

While we were waiting...

<Joshey>: So looking at GnR songs the name look like it will be; Dead Horse, Live and Let Die, Knockin' on Heavens Door or Sympathy for the Devil

<Joshey>: I would go Sympathy for the Devil because have you seen some of the horrors which are dead ;D xD

<ShinyZekrom>: I'm not good at remembering rock song titles, so I only recall "Live and Let Die" out of these four at the moment

<Joshey>: I used wikipedia ;D

<ShinyZekrom>: Sympathy for te Devil would be good ;D

<Joshey>: Yep, because come on you have to be sympathetic to anyone who has to put up with Riley and Katie xD

<ShinyZekrom>: XD

Sorry guys, but I don't think the Devil can put up with you guys anymore ;D

Joshey steals ice cream milkshakes
<ShinyZekrom>: give me milkshake please
<ShinyZekrom>: o.o
<Joshey>: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard ;D

[Teapot]

In which we speculate that Pokémon X and Y are situated in France:

[12:24:52] Satoren: I got a europe vibe from the game
[12:24:55] Adam: Pikachu nuked the Eiffel tower at the start
[12:24:59] Adam: if that's anything to go by
[12:25:00] Satoren: specifically france~
[12:25:02] Adam: he was sat in paris
[12:25:02] Adam: I think
[12:25:03] Adam: yeah
[12:25:05] BuddyGuy: something that look like it
[12:25:26] BuddyGuy: when the player is skating we see a tower in the background that resembles it somewhat
[12:25:37] Riley: There best be more than France in this game xD
[12:25:54] Virgil: I want to eat baguettes with Froakie
[12:25:59] Adam: BAGUETTE POKEMON
[12:26:01] Adam: NEXT LEVEL
[12:26:05] @Teapot: HON HON HON
[12:26:14] Adam: TRES OUI MON AMIS
[12:26:22] @Teapot: WE ARE LE EVIL TEAM, WE WILL LE STEAL YOUR POKEMONS!
[12:26:29] Adam: WE SURRENDER!

[baratron]

In which people actually DISCUSS POKEMON!

[23:07] * KoL has done extensive research today, and has concluded that Chespin will evolve into a Grass/Dragon-type
[23:07] <StellarWind> Chespin will evolve into Grass/What The Christ type
[23:07] <KoL> It'll be Grass/Dragon
[23:08] <StellarWind> meanwhile Fennekin will evolve to Fire/Goddamn Furries
[23:08] <StellarWind> and Froakie will evolve into Water/FROG.
[23:08] <KoL> I know this because Ridley did it
[23:08] <Rain> grass/dark
[23:08] <StellarWind> actually
[23:08] <KoL> His base form is a furby
[23:08] <StellarWind> they're all going to evolve into fire/fighting.
[23:08] <StellarWind> ALL OF THEM
[23:08] <KoL> XD
[23:08] <Yoshimitsu> hmmmm
[23:08] <Rain> trollkemon
[23:09] <KoL> Your starter final forms will just be Blaziken, Infernape and Emboar
[23:09] <KoL> Again
[23:09] <Yoshimitsu> plot twist: they all turn out to be fire/fighting
[23:09] <KoL> Plot Twist: Turns out Blastoise, Venusaur and Charizard were all secretly Fire/Fighting too
[23:09] <Rain> that's what Stel said XD
[23:10] <StellarWind> Rainy: RX and El both made comments to that line before XD
[23:10] <StellarWind> i've also seen it on Tumblr
[23:10] <StellarWind> so yeah XD
[23:10] <KoL> Arceus will get a new plate
[23:10] <Rain> oh sorry
[23:10] * Rain head computers
[23:10] <KoL> It'll make Arceus be able to become Fire/Fighting
[23:10] <StellarWind> it's called the BURNING FIST PLATE
[23:11] <baratron> hahaha
[23:11] <StellarWind> THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURNING RED, etc.
[23:11] <Samisa> Burning Fist Plate; Make every fire type dual fighting. D:
[23:11] <KoL> They'll also make a move similar to the one that turns enemies into Water-types
[23:11] * Samisa watches a Charizard put on boxing gloves.
[23:11] <Samisa> ; o;
[23:11] <KoL> ...it turns the enemy into Fire/Fighting
[23:13] <KoL> Also, all Fire/Fighting-types come with a new, hidden ability
[23:13] <KoL> If Ditto transforms into any one of them, it becomes Fire/Fighting permanently
[23:13] <Samisa> xD
[23:13] <StellarWind> and on that combustible note
[23:13] <StellarWind> time for me to recharge.
[23:14] <KoL> Your charger is now Fire/Fighting
[23:14] * StellarWind waves and vanishes in a flash of FIRE. And a flurry of fists. On fire.
[23:14] <KoL> As demonstrated
[23:14] * StellarWind has quit (Quit: FIRE/FIGHTING FOR EVERYONE!)
[23:14] <Yoshimitsu> a falcon punch?
[23:15] <KoL> THIS TYPING IS FOR EVERYONE!!
[23:15] <Samisa> http://i.imgur.com/q09WX.jpg
[23:15] <KoL> Captain Falcon is Fire/Fighting
[23:15] <baratron> rotfl
[23:15] <KoL> So basically Pokemon is trying to ride his coattails
[23:15] <KoL> Game Freak has been overcome by the Captain's manliness and testosterone
[23:17] * Tailon has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[23:17] <Yoshimitsu> the same cannot be said for tailon
[23:18] <KoL> He's a wuss, he just can't handle it

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

In which Tumblr:

[100]«Teapot» Basically
[100]«Teapot» Humans are really strange creatures.
[100]«DatSoul» Yeah.
[100]«DatSoul» We know THAT. |D
[100]«Teapot» (I'd know, I'm a teapot! ;D
[100]«Teapot» *)
·StellarWind· XD
·StellarWind· Truly
·StellarWind· now all you need
·StellarWind· is a group of dickbags on tumblr
·StellarWind· who'd make fun of you as a teapot otherkin
* Teapot is ttly a teapot kin
[100]«Teapot» *teapotkin
[100]«Teapot» And frankly? Tumblr dickbags can suck my spout.
·StellarWind· "Gerddermn ermmergrernts frerm China!"
·StellarWind· "... China the country or China the porcelain?"
·StellarWind· "BOTH!"
·StellarWind· "THAT'S RACIST AGAINST PORCELAIN!"
·StellarWind· "NOW I'M GOING TO BLOG ABOUT IT FOR FIVE HORUS"
·StellarWind· "HORUS?! THAT'S RACIST AGAINST EGYPTIANS AND DYSLEXICS!"
[100]«Yoshimitsu» i don't think there are words to describe how good that nap was
·StellarWind· "EGYPTIANS?! THAT'S RACIST AGAINST YU-GI-OH!"
·StellarWind· "HAH! YOUR RACISM TRIGGERED MY TRAP CARD!"
·StellarWind· "YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT A TRAP CARD TRIGGER WARNING THERE!"
[100]«Teapot» I am going to write a 6000 word rant about how people ranting about social issues is annoying.
·StellarWind· YES XD
[100]«Teapot» I will then morph into a crate full of hippos.
·StellarWind· Exactly!
·StellarWind· ... and then
[100]«DatSoul» YU-GI-OH? THAT´S RACIST AGAINST BAKUGAN FANS!
·StellarWind· someone will blog about how putting hippos in crates is a crime against their basic freedoms!
[100]«Yoshimitsu» why are you being a social justice parody blog?
[100]«Teapot» I don't remember.
·StellarWind· .. neither do I!
[100]«Teapot» It seemed like a good idea at the time.
·StellarWind· THAT'S RACIST AGAINST PEOPLE WITH MEMORY ISSUES!
[100]«Yoshimitsu» hardcore judgement at you both
·StellarWind· DON'T APPROPRIATE THEIR CULTURE
[100]«Yoshimitsu» in other news
·StellarWind· ....
·StellarWind· JUDGEMENT?!
·StellarWind· THAT'S RACIST AGAINST ARCEUS!
[100]«Yoshimitsu» i didn't have to do my performance today
[100]«Teapot» THAT
·StellarWind· MEH MEH MEH
[100]«Teapot» GODDAMMIT STEL
·StellarWind· I couldn't resist! xDDD
[100]«Teapot» YOUR INB4S ARE RACIST TOWARDS SLOW TYPERS
·StellarWind· oh gods this is all getting logged, and i dont' care if that's triggery to some trees

Edit: And later...

* StellarWind proceeds to post the entire damn log to Tumblr
·StellarWind· BRING ME MY FLAMMENWURFER
·StellarWind· I'M WALKING STRAIGHT INTO A FLAME WAR
[100]«Teapot» It's alright! I identify as flame resistant!
[100]«DatSoul» Do it Stel xD
·StellarWind· XDDDD
·StellarWind· I love this place
·StellarWind· That is all

~*~

·StellarWind· ...
·StellarWind· more importantly
·StellarWind· WHAT THE FUCK IS A WINKING GIRAFFE DOING ON MY DASH
<StellarWind> http://25.media.tumblr.com/b0741763b583 ... r1_500.gif
[100]«Samisa» xD
[100]«baratron» why does a fish need a bicycle?
·StellarWind· because the level of pollution cars make is off the scale.
·StellarWind· it may also want to work on its a-gill-ity.
* Samisa breaths pot pie-y fire. D':
[100]«Samisa» I should've waiting before trying to eat it.
[100]«Samisa» waited*
<newnick> Rain|Away (Mibbit@SystemNet-DD6E7FD0.dsl.chi2ca.sbcglobal.net) has morphed to "Rain" 3:13am IST
·StellarWind· could have been worse. it could have tried to eat you.
·StellarWind· welcome back, Rainy
[100]«Rain» so I was reading chat to recap and read 'WINKING GIRAFFE DONG'

~*~

[100]«DatSoul» Did you guys read about the Australian guy who was allowed to wear a siff over his head in his driver license photo because he stated he was a follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
[100]«Teapot» DatSoul: A diff? You mean a sieve?
[100]«Adam» sieve, yes
[100]«Teapot» *siff
[100]«DatSoul» ...
[100]«DatSoul» Je ne parle pas Anglese
[100]«DatSoul» >>
[100]«DatSoul» <<
[100]«DatSoul» I think I spelt THAT wrong too
[100]«DatSoul» Goddamnit
·StellarWind· DS: Anglais, I believe?
[100]«Teapot» ^
[100]«DatSoul» FFFFFFF.
<quit> DatSoul (DarkSoul@SystemNet-A5EFC41B.chello.nl) has QUIT 9:43pm IST "Quit: /ragequit"
·StellarWind· ...... XDDDDDDDDDDD
[100]«Teapot» ...
[100]«Teapot» well
[100]«Teapot» when in a hole...
<join> DatSoul (DarkSoul@SystemNet-A5EFC41B.chello.nl) has JOINED #pokecharms 9:43pm IST
* StellarWind presents DS with the Golden Diglett award.
·StellarWind· for digging oneself into a hole far beyond the call of duty.

16:49:10 ~ <@baratron> BEARDS

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

[100]«DoctorOak» DOOM HAS A PLOT?!
[100]«Teapot» ...
[100]«KoL» Yup, so does Hexen apparently
[100]«Teapot» yes
[100]«Teapot» Doom has intermission screens with actual writing on them.
[100]«KoL» (Still a better plot than Other M)
·StellarWind· Huh
·StellarWind· actually
[100]«Teapot» hey
·StellarWind· nothing in Doom happens on Mars Proper o_o
[100]«Teapot» Doom was a tale of one man murdering hundreds of hellspawn
[100]«KoL» It happens on Mars's moons
·StellarWind· its' Phobos, followed by Deimos, then Hell.
·StellarWind· yes.
[100]«DoctorOak» Doom wasn't a game about trying really, really hard not to use Godmode and failing after 30 minutes?
[100]«KoL» I get the feeling these games were made due to John Romero's need to demonstrate his manliness to the world
·StellarWind· Doom 2 is all on Earth
[100]«Teapot» pfft
[100]«Teapot» shows what I know, then, StellarWind
·StellarWind· well, it's literally CALLED Hell on Earth XD
[100]«KoL» Earth merged with Hell if the plot is to be believed
[100]«KoL» After a certain point it becomes that anyway
[100]«KoL» Hence "Hell on Earth"
·StellarWind· Either way
·StellarWind· it's fucking ridiculous
·StellarWind· the lot of it
[100]«Teapot» well yeah
·StellarWind· and then you get to kill John Romero's head
[100]«KoL» Like I said, just John Romero living his fantasies
[100]«Teapot» this was before anyone making a FPS had learned what a "plot" was
[100]«KoL» ...fantasies where he is killed as the final boss of the game
·StellarWind· ... XD
·StellarWind· well
[100]«KoL» Which would prevent him from making Daikatana in the future
[100]«Teapot» TO BEAT THE GAME, YOU MUST KILL ME, JOHN ROMERO!
[100]«KoL» Suddenly it all makes sense
·StellarWind· ... XDDDD
·StellarWind· unfortunately
·StellarWind· apparently all the shrapnel gave him brain damage
·StellarWind· and that
·StellarWind· is how Daikatana came to be
[100]«Teapot» well
[100]«Teapot» his head WAS impaled on a spike
[100]«KoL» He was probably making Daikatana while impaled on the spike and having rockets shot at him
[100]«KoL» No wonder the game turned up late (and shit)
[100]«Dwayna» ... wow
[100]«Dwayna» that explains so much
·StellarWind· ... XDDD
[100]«Teapot» I have to wonder, though
[100]«KoL» It's also more funny if you imagine that one Revenant on the final boss's platform as his girlfriend
[100]«Teapot» how did his head get there before Doomguy show---
[100]«Teapot» oh
[100]«Teapot» okay
[100]«KoL» ...who you will then kill brutally
[100]«KoL» Well technically Romero is Doomguy as well, after all this is his story and fantasy
[100]«Teapot» ...
[100]«KoL» Romeroception, naturally
[100]«Teapot» hold on
[100]«Teapot» … do you think Yoshio Sakamoto ever played Doom?
[100]«KoL» Probably, there's no women in it after all
[100]«Teapot» because I am seeing sources of inspiration here
[100]«Teapot» I mean
[100]«Teapot» it's every possibility that Adam is Sakamoto's selfinsert
[100]«Teapot» (not you, Adam)
[100]«KoL» Who then blows himself up, if only the real Sakamoto would do the same
·StellarWind· ...
·StellarWind· you know
·StellarWind· it just occurs to me
·StellarWind· What happens if they do the fusion da-
·StellarWind· SAKAMERO.
·StellarWind· TRUE FUCKING TERROR RIGHT THERE
[100]«KoL» Good lord
[100]«Dwayna» Ye gods.
[100]«Teapot» meanwhile
[100]«Teapot» the world ends
[100]«KoL» Sakamero would be the most misogynistic and tasteless creature to ever exist
·StellarWind· He would authorize making the world his bitch?
<join> Rain (Mibbit@SystemNet-AB49D09E.dsl.chi2ca.sbcglobal.net) has JOINED #pokecharms 1:02am IST
[100]«Teapot» and, well
[100]«Teapot» we have the internet
[100]«KoL» He'll probably be the final boss in the new Rise of the Triad game
[100]«Teapot» that's saying a lot
·StellarWind· ... XD
[100]«KoL» He'd authorize sucking it down too
* Dwayna giggles
·StellarWind· to make matters even best
[100]«KoL» Then he goes and sacrifices himself to blow up the Icon of Sin, just to make sure the plot of the game makes no sense
·StellarWind· the main character would be Iris in a suit that manages to fall apart every five seconds who can summon Deathwing.
·StellarWind· FROM HER HAIR.
·StellarWind· SENTIENT FUCKING DRAGONCHIN HAIR.
·StellarWind· ...
·StellarWind· wait.
·StellarWind· that sounds like Bayonetta.
[100]«Teapot» ...
·StellarWind· but nine thousand times more annoying
[100]«Teapot» Welp.
[100]«KoL» Can't Deathwing be Ridley?
·StellarWind· ... we can't have her have panic attacks every time her hair screams in a jersey accent!
[100]«KoL» Deathwing with the Ridley voice would sell by the bucketload
·StellarWind· .. or we coud
·StellarWind· could*
[100]«Riley» -.- This weather is making my WiFi be really slow
·StellarWind· this IS a Sakamero game, the gameplay doesn't matter
[100]«KoL» Sakamero would approve of Iris having panic attacks when facing Deathley
·StellarWind· HE DOES NOT APPROVE OF DECENT GAMEPLAY
·StellarWind· ... yes XD
·StellarWind· and then things explode
[100]«Teapot» Iris doesn't have enough intelligence to panic
[100]«Dwayna» Worst game ever. 10/10
[100]«KoL» Then Deathwing is killed offscreen by the devil worshipper priest from Hexen
·StellarWind· and then
·StellarWind· the entire game is consumed by a Dopefish.
[100]«KoL» Then you fight the devil worshipper priest as buildup to the final boss
[100]«KoL» ...and then yes, Dopefish eats the game
·StellarWind· meanwhile the world collectively wonders what the watch did it just fuck.
[100]«Dwayna» Sad thing is, I think we would all play that.
·StellarWind· ... yyyyyyyyyyyup.
[100]«KoL» The final boss is Gutsman's ass, which is somehow inside Dopefish
·StellarWind· TO BEAT THE GAME YOU MUST DEFEAT ME- DAH NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[100]«KoL» ...except Gutsman's ass is killed in a cutscene instead by Bimmy and his Dunsparce
·StellarWind· ... best. ending. ever.
[100]«Dwayna» ... YES
[100]«KoL» Depriving you of the final battle and everyone lives happily ever after
·StellarWind· Except for Bimmy, who still needs a few bage more.
·StellarWind· but that's a sequel hook.
[100]«KoL» Then you go back to Dopefish's stomach for no reason and then you have to fight DIALG for absolutely no reason before escaping
·StellarWind· ah yes, the secret time boss
·StellarWind· sort of like Phantoon in Other Derp
[100]«KoL» Bimmy will return in the sequel or something
[100]«Dwayna» Guys, I think you created the best worst game ever.
[100]«KoL» Naturally, because you killed the god of time, the self-destruct sequence (which is TIMED) will happen
·StellarWind· I think it's safe to say that that is what we do.
·StellarWind· XD
[100]«KoL» Except because the god of time is dead, the timer stays at 5:00 forever
[100]«KoL» So, there we go, Sakamero's creation, the best game ever
·StellarWind· ... somewhere, a grovyle and a dusknoir are weping.
·StellarWind· weeping*
* Dwayna slowclaps
[100]«KoL» Daikatana Other M ladies and gentlemen, the long-awaited sequel crossover
·StellarWind· XDDD
* StellarWind logs this like a wood-harvesting company to an amazonian rainforest

<@Teapot> you can tell someone's young by the fact that they still give a shit about their virginity. <<

<tunduli> the coming and going is always equal
<tunduli> because for it to go, it has to come

22:34:55 <Adam> interesting. Rocket Grunt uses Self destruct on his Weezing. His response after: You're kidding.
22:35:46 <@Teapot> "Wait, you mean it actually blows Weezing up?"

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

·StellarWind· does it work okay on chrome or whatever appleborn spawn of satan you use?
[100]«Teapot» it works on Safari, at least
·StellarWind· IN THEIR TONGUE
·StellarWind· IT IS SAFARI
·StellarWind· APPLEBORN
·StellarWind· fus ro MAC!
[100]«Teapot» yes
·StellarWind· (a choir of angry vikings would sing the entire theme in lowercase i's, but they got stuck fucking synching with iTunes)
[100]«Teapot» a shout that converts you instantly into brushed aluminium and glass
[100]«Teapot» ... you don't actually work after that.
·StellarWind· and increases your net worth by way too much
·StellarWind· ... yup XD
[100]«Teapot» Thankfully, you can still be sold on eBay for over nine thousand dollars!

[Teapot]

On the subject of League of Legends' Tribunal and my slightly poor choice of words:

[21:57:22] @Teapot: Riot want to make a good game
[21:57:32] @Teapot: and a good game, unfortunately, involves "the community is not a bunch of raging faggots"
[21:57:55] @Teapot: (not that there's anything wrong with faggots on their own, of course)
[21:58:02] @KoL: I don't know of any homosexual players I've had trouble with Data quite frankly
[21:58:09] @Teapot: KoL: No, nor me
[21:58:14] @Teapot: It's always the straight ones.
[21:58:19] @Teapot: So I shall rephrase.
[21:58:28] @Teapot: "the community is not a bunch of raging straight people."
[...]
[22:02:35] @baratron: i thought we were the community who were a bunch of raging faggots?
[22:02:42] @baratron: well, at least half of us ;D
[22:02:49] @Teapot: baratron: we're not really raging
[22:02:55] @KoL: We're more split between raging and faggots actually
[22:03:05] @KoL: Not quite the same but close enough
[22:03:17] @Teapot: ... KoL makes a good point.
[22:03:18] @baratron: yeah - all the straight people here are the ragers

Unrelated chat removed.

00:30 DatSoul Josh Groban is on a Dutch show on the telly right now
00:30 DatSoul I feel sorry for him
00:31 DatSoul Just for having to deal with Dutch people trying to speak English
00:31 DatSoul He's being a good sport about it though, I like that about him.
00:32 DatSoul He's been a good guest to have on any show I've seen on him.
00:32 DatSoul Er
00:32 DatSoul Him on.
00:35 *** Adam quit (Quit: )
00:35 StellarWind He said, proving him point re: Dutch people speaking English
00:36 StellarWind ... his
00:36 DatSoul ...
00:36 DatSoul slow claps
00:36 StellarWind I said, failing at being a wisearse.
00:36 DatSoul xD
00:36 *** Bluntasaur joined #pokecharms
00:36 *** Karu joined #pokecharms
00:36 DatSoul Karma's a bitch?
00:37 StellarWind And it has puppies.
00:37 Corey xDD
00:37 KoL And PINGAS

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

[100]«Jenova» ... I have a comic I should be drawing
[100]«DatSoul» !
[100]«DatSoul» Autonne?
[100]«Jenova» For school, Jesper
[100]«DatSoul» Booo
·StellarWind· ...
·StellarWind· I read that as Autotune
·StellarWind· THE TALE OF A TALENTLESS VOCALOID
·StellarWind· AND ITS RISE TO GLORY
[100]«Jenova» ... How does one draw a comic on autotune xD
[100]«Jenova» xD
·StellarWind· gods, imagine a vocaloid with a voice module based on T-Pain.
·StellarWind· DOUBLE THE CREEPY MECHANICAL SHTI!
[100]«Jenova» ...
·StellarWind· SHIT*
[100]«Jenova» Oh dear god
·StellarWind· .. toss two of them together and you get Daft Punk >>.
·StellarWind· HARDER.
·StellarWind· DERPER.
[100]«Jenova» xD
·StellarWind· STRERNGER FERSTER
·StellarWind· ERMAGHERD
·StellarWind· (A whole herd of Ermags!)
[100]«Jenova» xDDDD
[100]«DatSoul» I both approve and disapprove
[100]«DatSoul» xD
·StellarWind· DS, you listen to dubstep, your argument is invalid.
·StellarWind· (just kidding. we wub wub wub wub you.)

~*~

* Karu fell down and hurt himself. Going to seek a nice hot sympathy bath with a delicious lollipop now...
<newnick> Karu (chatzilla@SystemNet-B667EA30.know.cable.virginmedia.com) has morphed to "Karu|Away" 12:35am IST
[100]«Teapot» ... wut
·StellarWind· ...... wtz
[100]«Karu|Away» I was redecorating.
<newnick> Karu|Away (chatzilla@SystemNet-B667EA30.know.cable.virginmedia.com) has morphed to "Karu" 12:51am IST
[100]«Karu» Fell down, got paint all over myself. x~x
·StellarWind· I'd imagine that this was followed by a bout of colourful language...
·StellarWind· Such excruciating paint!
[100]«Karu» Nope, just a forlorn sigh and reaching for a cherry heart lolli xD
·StellarWind· The kind of paint that makes you wish you would dye!
[100]«Karu» It was tense, I was losing emulsion fast...
·StellarWind· ah well. it'll probably wash off
[100]«Karu» It did, thankfully.
·StellarWind· So it's safe to say that now it's just a pigment of your imagination.
·StellarWind· (okay i'll stop now. XD)
[100]«Karu» XD
[100]«Karu» Oh, darn
[100]«Karu» I missed my chance
[100]«Karu» Bugger it
[100]«Karu» It was a very emulsional experience.
[100]«Karu» [/notasgoodasStelbutgaveitastab]
·StellarWind· you've already used emulsion though
[100]«Karu» Exactly why it wasn't as good T.T
·StellarWind· Eh, no worries. I'll just brush it off as an attempt to roll in the last word. XD
[100]«Karu» Yay xD

* Tony (Mibbit@SystemNet-F8ACBCC5.retail.telecomitalia.it) is binnengekomen bij #pokecharms
<Tony> hello
<Tony> i am tony
<KoL> I had no idea
<KoL> I thought you were Bob
<Tony> hello Kol
<KoL> Hey Bo-I mean Tony
<Tony> hello
<Tony> what's your name?
<KoL> KoL
<Teapot> Hello Tony.
<Teapot> I'm Teapot.
<KoL> Actually, I lied, I'm not KoL
* KoL is nu bekend als Ridley
<Ridley> I'M RIDLEY AAAAAAAHHHHHH
<Ridley> Still fallin'
<DatSoul> ... And welcome to PokeCharms Chat.
<DatSoul> ^^
* Tony heeft verlaten (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<DatSoul> fffff
<DatSoul> xDD
<Ridley> YOU'D BETTER RUN AAAAAHHHHH

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

In which my brain goes Turbo in its Hero's Duty to make frelled up references. No Sugar Rush was involved.

[100]«baratron» an advert for a book at a station I passed gave me an idea for an Alix/Martin fic
[100]«baratron» specifically, a fix-it fic where Martin doesn't die
·StellarWind· ...
·StellarWind· FIX IT, ALIX!
* StellarWind pictures him holding a golden hammer and wondering what the fuck
·StellarWind· ... oh gods
·StellarWind· MEHRUNES DAGON
·StellarWind· AH'M GONNA WRECK IT!
·StellarWind· ...
·StellarWind· appropriate
·StellarWind· Prince of destruction, feels like he was displaced from his home and replaced with a world where NOBODY CARES ABOUT HIM
·StellarWind· AND KEEPS TRYING TO DESTROY IT
[100]«baratron» Oh dear.
·StellarWind· oh god he's even red themed

[Teapot]

In which Stel bans a particularly foul-named n00b:

[13:46:25] cunt (Mibbit@8C1CD7DA.2DFBE0DB.9455B754.IP) joined the channel.
[13:46:29] cunt: Aye
[13:46:32] StellarWind sets mode +b *!*@8C1CD7DA.2DFBE0DB.9455B754.IP
[13:46:32] StellarWind kicked cunt from the channel. (Cunt Punt!)